How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I just had sex on a roof
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
