Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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