"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
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Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
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I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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