So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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