Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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