He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
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I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
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I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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