Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
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