It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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