Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Everyone says I win the strip club
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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