Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(917): View more from New York City

sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though

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(813): View more from Florida

I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.

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(214): View more from Texas

Big sunglasses are the new paper bag

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ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex

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(813): View more from Florida

I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?

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(+41): View more from Switzerland

look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.

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(561): View more from Florida

I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter

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(214): View more from Texas

Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?

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(210): View more from Texas

IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.

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(931): View more from Tennessee

Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air

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