Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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