its not stalking. its research.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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