Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Randomize
