Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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