we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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