Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (503): View more from Oregon

  So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (503): So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video. http://tfl.nu/od0z
  Replies (17) Good night (4910) Bad night (727)
• Favorite

  (314): View more from Missouri

  Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (314): Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy. http://tfl.nu/gwon
  Replies (4) Good night (953) Bad night (2912)
• Favorite

  (704): View more from North Carolina

  I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (704): I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food. http://tfl.nu/cwmk
  Replies (49) Good night (719) Bad night (7048)
• Favorite

  (316): View more from Kansas

  I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (316): I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day http://tfl.nu/h30u
  Replies (16) Good night (1547) Bad night (3961)
• Favorite

  (860): View more from Connecticut

  Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (860): Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success. http://tfl.nu/qxy1
  Replies (8) Good night (3401) Bad night (772)
• Favorite

  (715): View more from Wisconsin

  Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?

  (651): View more from Minnesota

  That's yours. We cut you off.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (715): Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off? (651): That's yours. We cut you off. http://tfl.nu/7df9
  Replies (3) Good night (3973) Bad night (969)
• Favorite

  (706): View more from Georgia

  Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (706): Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj. http://tfl.nu/1t4c
  Replies (23) Good night (5685) Bad night (1166)
• Favorite

  (715): View more from Wisconsin

  Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (715): Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me. http://tfl.nu/2k2c
  Replies (11) Good night (2559) Bad night (829)
• Favorite

  (254): View more from Texas

  Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (254): Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction?? http://tfl.nu/xlz3
  Replies (12) Good night (717) Bad night (1759)
• Favorite

  (405): View more from Oklahoma

  VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!

  (580): View more from Oklahoma

  I'm not seeing this movie with you.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (405): VAGINAS ASSEMBLE! (580): I'm not seeing this movie with you. http://tfl.nu/6pon
  Replies (9) Good night (1582) Bad night (1007)
• Favorite

  (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (570): Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear? http://tfl.nu/z5ck
  Replies (4) Good night (1048) Bad night (432)
• Favorite

  (519): View more from Ontario

  He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (519): He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good http://tfl.nu/g2kf
  Replies (3) Good night (1169) Bad night (372)
• Favorite

  (+61): View more from Australia

  I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (+61): I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress. http://tfl.nu/d4j1
  Replies (4) Good night (312) Bad night (468)
• Favorite

  (646): View more from New York

  Is 1:30 too early for the bar?

  (718): View more from New York

  Do you want my opinion or society's?

  (646): View more from New York

  I want your company

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (646): Is 1:30 too early for the bar? (718): Do you want my opinion or society's? (646): I want your company http://tfl.nu/br9a
  Replies (4) Good night (1532) Bad night (372)
• Favorite

  (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (262): Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt http://tfl.nu/h0wg
  Replies (0) Good night (326) Bad night (390)

Randomize