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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school

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  awkward

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  no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"

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  Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.

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• (562): View more from California

  You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.

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  Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.

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• (819): View more from Quebec

  I feel awkward giving career advice while naked

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?

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