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• (248): View more from Michigan

  with your own penis?

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• (386): View more from Florida

  totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.

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• (226): View more from Ontario

  my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.

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  I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF

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• (315): View more from New York

  All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.

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• (415): View more from California

  He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest

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