Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
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I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
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I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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