In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
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Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
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It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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