you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
tell me about the fingering
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