Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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