I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
