laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
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Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
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Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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