Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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