Duck Duck Cougar?
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Found the puke drawer
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
