She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
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I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
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IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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