pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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