Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
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