She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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