piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I have already put on my inside pants.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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