Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
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