What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
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I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
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This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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