I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
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