I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
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We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
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i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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