I am puke
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
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