so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
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apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
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Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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