You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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