You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
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