if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
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