What should our trivia night team be named?
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He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
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My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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