ya dads aren't the best wingmen
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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