i don't plan on having that self control this summer
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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