I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I think I sprained my soul last night
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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