Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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