you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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