I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
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just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
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I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult