i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
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Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.