Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
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I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
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I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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