It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
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when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
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And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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