Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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