Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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