Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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