i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Drunk is a universal language darling
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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