but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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