ya dads aren't the best wingmen
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
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It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
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I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
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