i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
My nipple is on Facebook.
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
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Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
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Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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