I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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